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Dec. 20th, 2009


[info]queencallipygos in [info]metaquotes

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Dec. 19th, 2009


[info]kittikattie in [info]metaquotes

Bother this weather.

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Dec. 18th, 2009


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Cymru am Byth

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[info]nebroadwe in [info]metaquotes

Learn The Words

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[info]strangefrontier, ninja biologist, reprimands fellow-scientists:

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Dec. 17th, 2009


[info]nancylebov in [info]metaquotes

Looking for someone with a sense of humor.....

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[info]caprine in [info]metaquotes

I'll have a pack of joints and every bag of chips in the 7-11

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Dec. 16th, 2009


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Dec. 15th, 2009


[info]mikolashadow in [info]livequotes

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Yvette: Sweet. I just locked my keys in my car that's running. I love wasting gas.

Me: You can make a slim jim out of a metal ruler.

Yvette: A slim jim? As in the jerky treat?

Remington: Yeah, that's the one. or, more appropriately, a tool used by locksmiths and entrepreneurs to break into locked cars.

Yvette: OH. I just pictured myself shoving jerky into my key hole.

Remington: I'm not touching that one.

[info]karmaschild in [info]metaquotes

Over in sf_drama land:

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[info]fenmere in [info]metaquotes

"Well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob"

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Samuel L. Snackson

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Dec. 13th, 2009


[info]alexandraerin in [info]metaquotes

My unrealistic aspirations: let me show you them.

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fear and american romanticism in las vegas

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Dec. 12th, 2009


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[info]underlankers posts a 2012 presidential campaign possibility that will blow your mind:

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Dec. 11th, 2009


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[info]kshandra in [info]livequotes

Let's hear it for avoiding a massive faux pas!

(But I hope you'll understand if my post is MQ-formatted.)

[info]saoba and [info]grillghod have been dealing with a burst pipe on their property, and the [REDACTED] tenants responsible for same.

Me: He says he doesn't understand what happened. He even left the hose hooked up. Gah!

GG: Yeah, I heard that. I'm sorry you had such a crappy day. (pause) Sweetie? When did you eat last?

Me: Lunch. I was going to get a shower and eat before I left for dress and then-

GG: Yeah. Listen, you go take a shower and then we'll go get you something to eat, okay?

Me: (Gives him an enquiring look, having noticed he is using his 'someone here is a ticking bomb' voice)

GG: It's just as I was coming back in I saw the hammer and the bayonet in the laundry room.

Me: I had to pry things up and pull things open. It's a perfectly reasonable tool set for the situation I was facing.

GG: I'm not disagreeing, I'm just saying any day that involves needing a hammer and a bayonet is a day that should end in someone buying you dinner.


Oh the context outside is frightful....

Dec. 10th, 2009


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Ireland, we have a problem

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